When I'm in or near a large quantity of water, I usually get some kind of tiny enlightenment.
For example, in the pool today, I realised that it's not entirely accurate that scuba divers are kept warm by a thin layer of water trapped between their skin and wetsuit.
It's urine, not water.
There's no bathroom undersea, and they definitely don't surface just to pee in the boat, right?
Am I right, divers?